Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Guardian's Crusade, an RPG for the ages




This game hooks you with unique battle system and cute, cartoonish 3D graphics.
You start off controlling a young, lanky legged moron wearing a knight helmet for some reason, and is aptly named, Knight.
When you go off on a errand for the mayor, because of some food crisis. When you get there, you get a sense that something bigger is going on with the world, and you come across this angel/pig thing and a hippo/rabbit (Baby, the pink thing). You are told to take it back to it's mother at God's tower (sounds formidable already) or the world will be destroyed unless you give some guy two billion dollars, whatever, you know the doom prologue.
When you take the infectiously cute freak back to town, your thoughts are confirmed by the mayor, not even a mother would want a thing that ugly, throw it in the monster cave bwahahaha, ect.
When you actualy do the deed, you feel guilty and all, so you go back and save it. thus the epic adventure BEGINZZZZZ.

I really thought the battle system was a great concept (but still turn based...ewww), but could have been better developed.
Instead of spells, you collected a thing called magic toys, which had various effects. You summon it in battle, and it gives the enemy a whack, heals you, does a Russian roulette and kills someone, ect.Some dismiss the rest of the active toys, or sacrifice them so you cant use them again in that fight, so beeeee careful.
Baby until later stages where you can have it transform into other powerful monsters to aid you, he/she is USELESS.
But still cute.
Battle- 6/10 with a gold star for effort.

The graphics were great for it's time, not a whole look of detail, but it added to the overall charm, 8/10

the music was sooooo friggin' annoying. you wanna play this for more than an hour? turn the sound off. none of the characters talk anyway. 2/10 a BRONZE star because I'm mad, but still love the game and want to reassure it.


The storyline was pretty good. you stay a loser though out the whole thing however, these stupid wannabee holy crusaders keep stealing the glory and pie! AND make you look like you're stalking them. grrrr. But it is great, very classic rpg format, just less epic. in a cool comic way. few/no side stories though . 8/10 GOLD star for Viagra reference
And, about it.

Supposedly caffine banned.

like I said, a few days ago, I was suppposedly banned from coffee (pfft)
Was sick, stayed home, completed 99dlmations on kingdom hearts, pwned Guardians Crusade (rawking game, gotta review it), hung up towls, watched alex, ran around, tidied up, went through my room. (odd smell in there, it seems like yuk garlic, I nnnnnneeeeeed to stop eating raw garlic and air my room more.....
Andrew's being a sook, printed out a ton of resumes to hand out. It's christmas in october!
annnnd, way too lazy to say much more

Sunday, October 26, 2008

I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today

Today, I was regretfully, dragged outta bed at 7am, after 3hours of sleep, because mum wanted to go into Geelong and I, apparently had to go (mum doesn't trust me around the Coffee machine alone ;p).
As I wandered the empty Sunday streets aimlessly, I saw a friendly, also tired face through paned plastic. I pulled a few funny faces and I was allowed in the mystic forcefield....shiney.
tired and gloria jeans seem to go well.
but anyway, I"m rambling, while I was drinking my coffee, SOMEONE decided to bring up Lucas's arse, shorted coffee allll over the table and a bit on him. Classy to the max.
(feel terrible, and I gotta pay back that coffee or I shall implode)
Shortly after arrival back at HQ, I was sent on a retrival misson for ====4 LITRES==== vanilla coke and I procured a shiney creaming soda for my effort. on the way back, I was happily carring the bag, chugging soda when DUNDUNDUN the bag broke! the bottle that fell out I tripped over, then spilt soda all over for me, and my change went everywhere. *sigh*

Funny in hindsight

Manifest kodak moments











Kodak moments at manifest..... You pinky freak! *shudder* lol



I love the "you got told" pose
Please ignore my odd facial expressions










Friday, October 24, 2008

Update finaly!




Okay, alot has happened, I got my new TOKIDOKI bag, I smeared porridge on myself to improve my skin, but it ended up splitting, owwwww.

I bought this rawking dress I"ll likely never wear, I might be getting an awesome job at a respected restaurant thanks to my non-burger flipping career advisor (oxoxoxoxox sowwy)

I'm replaying kingdom hearts, I just realised how much I admire that game's loading times and seamless battle/normal transition. <3


Also, attempted ffx2 and remembered WHY I HATE IT the friggin killed Yuna and Rikkkkku....Why...why...?

the gameplay is stupid, it takes an hour to load a friggin' menu. And everyone looks like pimps! -die nooj-

sending much loved classic final fantasy characters to a whorehouse for 2 years is nothing to base a game offa -5/10


Plussss Spore, spore rawks, the only criticism is the civilisation mode, to short and too uninteresting. the anthem idea was stoopid. I will slap anyone who actually used the anthem customise tool.


Hmmm...what else. I'm getting a haircut! I neeeever get a real haircut. My muumeh always does it. Going to a real salon!

Ima gonna be a real girl soon! lol