New barf-bag teachers! Goddie. I need a barf bag atm

Well, today I found out who my new teachers are since Mrs King is leaving as HR and English.

Our HR teacher is Mr Lawrence...Kinda ironic as we were joking about it ....hahaha

Let me tell you a bit about him, a guy in late 30's early 40's, PERMANENT mid life crisis.
He dyes his shoulder length hair blond (he flicks it around CONSTANTLY. We're not sure if he thinks it's hot or he has tourettes), wears a dress shirt and suit jacket with jeans, tries desperately to be cool and "keep with the hip lingo man".
I remeber me, Morg and matt ran into him at EB games a few months ago, and they dared me to go up and traumatise him. Convo sample:
Me:Law-dogg!!!!
Him: Uh...Meg? Hi, what're you doing here? *confused lo9ok*
Me: I'm stalking you. Duh....That and shopping for bath towls.
Him: Well I think you may be in the wrong place for that Meg...
Me: I know, who woulda actualy thought a teenager might be in a gaming store buyinh games. That's way too normal for me!
Him: mkay *nervous laugh*
Staff: *looking half amused half scared*

Random, but I have no idea how he knows my name

Our new english english teacher is like, a authoritarian dominarix.
As soon as she walked in: "I run a tight ship! there will be no stupid buisness! every ONE minute of my time you waste...I"ll waste 10 of yours. There will be no need for chatting! and Mrs King has told me you're doing well in persuasive text, so I wont take excuses for slaking off!!!!"
You're Meg right? (me) Uh, yess Miss
Move now!
(me) ???? why?
Are you DEFEYING me?!?!
(me) No...but there's no other spare seats
Excuse me? what abou that one? (person went to bathroom, I didn't want to be whipped so I moved and was glared at by said person)


Anyway, she's flipping awesome.
This will be a great semester



Ughhh...I feel sick tho! I ate waaay too much for din-din because I skipped lunch.
I downed:
1 choc bar
1 humongous salad wrap
1 big bowl of lies
1 plate of my own pride
1 bowl of wedges
1 bowl of peas, broccoli and beans
1 rasher of soy bacon

and I'm eyeing off that soy berry ice cream in the freezer!

Peace out! Gotta go barf in my teachers

Manifest freakishly close turd-burgers!

I really need to work on cosplay!!!! need cash desperately for rukia wig. Anyone know any good banks?

Mmmmm...ramen

Summoner 2 duuuuude

Just started playing Summoner2 on ps2, Scraptacular! Really awesome. love all the lore and effort into detail.
Still, Obilivion has vampires! Duuuuuudes!!!
But Maia’s physique makes me wanna go barf =( truly, that kinda waist makes Meagan Gale look fat

/wrist

Burger flipper

I went to school today to pick up stuff I’ve missed (been sick last week) and the turd-muncher career adviser. I’ve been trying to get my work experience papers for about a month and I keep getting fobbed off or waiting at his empty office for an hour.
Anyway…I tried flagging him down and he pretended he had no idea who I was, and blah, balh. Asked why I wasn’t in uniform, scoffed and rolled his eyes when I said I was sick. (I’m dripping grebliez from every spot it can squeeze out Dx) And then went on about my wearing a t-shirt when sick, how could it possibly be a WARM DAY and I may have a fever. But he knows better than me. he then started calling random people up and asking if I looked sick. I tried walking off but he bribed me with work experience forms. (AMGZZZZZZZZZZ) I said mum was expecting me back in a minute and I didnt have time to fart about but he went on and on about how I couldnt possibly be busy, because all I ever do is sit around watching pathetic shoujo anime. Yup
I said mum was waiting with a screaming infant and if you’re trying to make a point I DON’T appresiate it.
The point is, he ended up dragging me up and taking his sweet time with photocoping an unreadibly blurry wrk exp form. (H then when I went to pick up humanities work from the receptionist at the office told me my HR teacher was leaving and pressured me into going into the class to say something (dude, she was just sultana-caking changing departments!?!)

Anyway, rant done