Well, today I found out who my new teachers are since Mrs King is leaving as HR and English.
Our HR teacher is Mr Lawrence...Kinda ironic as we were joking about it ....hahaha
Let me tell you a bit about him, a guy in late 30's early 40's, PERMANENT mid life crisis.
He dyes his shoulder length hair blond (he flicks it around CONSTANTLY. We're not sure if he thinks it's hot or he has tourettes), wears a dress shirt and suit jacket with jeans, tries desperately to be cool and "keep with the hip lingo man".
I remeber me, Morg and matt ran into him at EB games a few months ago, and they dared me to go up and traumatise him. Convo sample:
Me:Law-dogg!!!!
Him: Uh...Meg? Hi, what're you doing here? *confused lo9ok*
Me: I'm stalking you. Duh....That and shopping for bath towls.
Him: Well I think you may be in the wrong place for that Meg...
Me: I know, who woulda actualy thought a teenager might be in a gaming store buyinh games. That's way too normal for me!
Him: mkay *nervous laugh*
Staff: *looking half amused half scared*
Random, but I have no idea how he knows my name
Our new english english teacher is like, a authoritarian dominarix.
As soon as she walked in: "I run a tight ship! there will be no stupid buisness! every ONE minute of my time you waste...I"ll waste 10 of yours. There will be no need for chatting! and Mrs King has told me you're doing well in persuasive text, so I wont take excuses for slaking off!!!!"
You're Meg right? (me) Uh, yess Miss
Move now!
(me) ???? why?
Are you DEFEYING me?!?!
(me) No...but there's no other spare seats
Excuse me? what abou that one? (person went to bathroom, I didn't want to be whipped so I moved and was glared at by said person)
Anyway, she's flipping awesome.
This will be a great semester
Ughhh...I feel sick tho! I ate waaay too much for din-din because I skipped lunch.
I downed:
1 choc bar
1 humongous salad wrap
1 big bowl of lies
1 plate of my own pride
1 bowl of wedges
1 bowl of peas, broccoli and beans
1 rasher of soy bacon
and I'm eyeing off that soy berry ice cream in the freezer!
Peace out! Gotta go barf in my teachers
He dyes his shoulder length hair blond (he flicks it around CONSTANTLY. We're not sure if he thinks it's hot or he has tourettes), wears a dress shirt and suit jacket with jeans, tries desperately to be cool and "keep with the hip lingo man".
I remeber me, Morg and matt ran into him at EB games a few months ago, and they dared me to go up and traumatise him. Convo sample:
Me:Law-dogg!!!!
Him: Uh...Meg? Hi, what're you doing here? *confused lo9ok*
Me: I'm stalking you. Duh....That and shopping for bath towls.
Him: Well I think you may be in the wrong place for that Meg...
Me: I know, who woulda actualy thought a teenager might be in a gaming store buyinh games. That's way too normal for me!
Him: mkay *nervous laugh*
Staff: *looking half amused half scared*
Random, but I have no idea how he knows my name
Our new english english teacher is like, a authoritarian dominarix.
As soon as she walked in: "I run a tight ship! there will be no stupid buisness! every ONE minute of my time you waste...I"ll waste 10 of yours. There will be no need for chatting! and Mrs King has told me you're doing well in persuasive text, so I wont take excuses for slaking off!!!!"
You're Meg right? (me) Uh, yess Miss
Move now!
(me) ???? why?
Are you DEFEYING me?!?!
(me) No...but there's no other spare seats
Excuse me? what abou that one? (person went to bathroom, I didn't want to be whipped so I moved and was glared at by said person)
Anyway, she's flipping awesome.
This will be a great semester
Ughhh...I feel sick tho! I ate waaay too much for din-din because I skipped lunch.
I downed:
1 choc bar
1 humongous salad wrap
1 big bowl of lies
1 plate of my own pride
1 bowl of wedges
1 bowl of peas, broccoli and beans
1 rasher of soy bacon
and I'm eyeing off that soy berry ice cream in the freezer!
Peace out! Gotta go barf in my teachers
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