Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Lost in blue, survival kids DS review



(wiki sourced summery)

"two young teenagers, Keith and Skye, struggle for survival in a deserted island. The player will have to learn to use the island's natural resources to create a make-shift home away from home"



Okay, to start of, the controls of lost in blue is about as intuitive as whacking yourself over the head with a brick....let's get that straight, so this is a game for challenged, bored people (Sims fans rejoice)
That said, I kinda enjoyed the game.... the graphics were okay, the effects of the food were semi thought out, even if cooking was as difficult as quantum physics. For cereal. Anyhow!


Gameplay/interface

The realism of the stats, stomach, water and stamina were freaking stupid. you DO NOT DIE from 5 hours sleep, only a baked potato, a few guavas and a glass of water in one day...these people must have some serious metabolic problems, no wonder they need to get off the island to get MEDICAL ATTENTION.
Just about all the DS's thingos were used though, the mic, touch screen, d-pad, L+R keys for minigames. I think the mini games ask for too much precision in too little time for casual gamers however. Whenever I went to a forum on the game I was bombarded with LYK LYK! OMFGZOMGAFKLMAOBBQ! I CNT LYK, DO DA FIRE/MINIGAME!!!! LYK! HELP!
Yes, at the start of the game, you are told to make a fire, and the timing between button pushing is a lil pedantic, but not impossible. The mini game/building/cooking asks for too much from no explaining. you need to LIFT the stylus after finishing the pics. and not all of us are megtastic readers *flicks hair and giggles*
Skye was the letdown of the story progression. she's TOTALLY useless. you have to literally DRAG her everywhere. you have to tell her to eat, sleep and force her to drink. Even I, am not that blind and prissy *flicks hair*


the impossibility of these kid's metabolic rate makes plot progression hard, most time being taken gathering seaweed and twigs (erggggggh)


NOT RECOMMENDED TO ILLITERATE CASUAL GAMERS 3/10




Music


Not much to say, the usual repetitive mood sensitive blabber. no more or less.


5/10




Graphics


pretty nice! totally 3D environment that varies considerably. The loading time is rawking (using my TTDS.....ummmm, really can't say much for other, aren't TTDS's slower...? comment me if you know)


The 2D top screen and talk person display is pretty good. the 2D overhead is rather useful.


Sooooo, my verdict is, OK graphics utilised well. 7.5/10




Plot


Not much to say...you live/die, and try escape.


not much happens between Skye/Keith. (but you know behind the E rating they're humping like dogs) haha


Anyway, the first steps in the plot are finding/making basic survival tools and opening exploration. Then you see traces of human life (Zomg!)


You later find out their baddies and cannot go near them on fear on GAME OVER.


after that it REALLLLLLLLLLY speeds up, your escape!!!!!!




method one- run into the baddies hideout and take the flare gun then use Skye's raft (easiest)




method two- MUST HAVE UNIFORM AND SLEEPY MUSHROOMS spy on the boss of day time up on rafter and he will say container [number here] will be shipped in [day here].


meet the squad leader (or foreman...I forget) on way to tend his taters then feed him a sleeping shroom. take warehouse key, shove you and Skye in the box.....the waiting game begins!




method three: the transmitter. again, spy on boss around midnight, he'll say never call 99.12 spy at day, he'll say he's meeting someone at [day here] sneak an and dial away! I (you don't need to drag the stupid wretch for this) or tune to frequency 6.75 you can contact the Ocean Disaster Rescue Team. When asked what island you two love birds are on, choose the first answer (Kauia) and a rescue boat will appear up to four days later.




method four: the boat. Okay, drug the foreman/squad leader. I forgot, sowwy. take the ship key, and find fuel in same place as flare/uniform, grab the tramp and run to the boat. Goodo.




Plot is nothing but waiting, living and repetition 4/10






Way too clumsy, time consuming and lack of depth makes this out of reach for most gamers grasp.






Overall, 5.1 worth a try if you think you can handle it. Fun as bunnies to yell abuse at Skye, actual gameplay...I felt obligated to finish. not compelled








If you want the rom with or without the action replay cheats, (I used the cheats for Skye mode), gimme a yell

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

no OBJECTION!





omfgrotflmaoafkbrbbbq! Miles Edgeworth spinoff, I want....when's it coming out?




He runs in third person....Do YOU run in third person?




He does.




We're totaly meant to be together.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas fun!

















I got myself a hubby today!!!!! He's a blue dalek by the name of ninja......on account of his pure pwn.
He is pregnant with our child.
Going to mass was awkkkkward, seeing as none of my family went and I'm not a member of the parish..not baptised, ect ._. buuuuut, it was fun, the priest pretty good and used appropriate humor.
I saw Robert (aka kisuke from my bleach cosplay pics) there and until after I was looking at him thinking he was a crusty looking girl with no boobs in a hoodie. (sorry dude! you were wearing a ponytail!!!!!!!)
When I got back, the ritualistic frantic cook up was on, have pics of some of teh food.
Oh, and the long awaited shibuya goth lolly outfit!!!!

Ninja is calling me, morning sickness, what can you do? -sigh-
At least we'll have beautiful balloons together










and yeah, I look a lil stoned in ma outfit

Friday, December 19, 2008

Girl who lept through time

"Wow...I can time travel....I CAN EAT ALL THE PUDDING AND TEPPENYAKI I WANT!!!!! WHO WILL STOP ME NOWWWWWWWWWWW muahahahahaha.
Girl who lept through time is a cute anime about a girl who gains the power to time travel. But instead of importent things like preventing the holocaust and bringing world peace, she goes back to eat the pudding her sister ate before it happened. (Well.....pudding is good...)
but from even these seemingly harmless meddlings, horrible things happen!
When she goes back to avoid uining her tempura in home ec, she causes a man to go insane and seriously hurt her bff's gf! (acroz ftw)
Some overall harmless fun with othing worse happening in then end than a fractured skull and a broken heart (awwwwww)
anyway, art is cute....6.5 outta 10
music was good 6-7 outta 10
story was cute 5.5 ouuta 10

A sing out to my homies on optus prepaid!







My Gang-Star Tokidoki baaaaling arrived today from the UK xD I feel so mischievous donkey.
Morggles also came over, and I made curry, seasoned rice and a minty yogurt thing to go with it. I also made chocky cookies that look like turds. Rate my poo plz
And Oh my frying fungus, I'mma getting a hacked slim DS for Christmas!!!! thaaaaanku Morgasm and Matty! Ahhhhhh, I dedicate this gang-star mood song for you, on the famed lettuce smoothie of mine you guys love.
One two three four!
Listen up y'all cos this she-zayyy I'm pushing is so regulicious.
Regulicous, definition, make your bowl go woah, woah!
Drink it down it'll make you feel good down low, low!
It.
Is.
So regulicious!
No constipation do I got!
So regulicious!
Even though green stuff makes you go "what!?" (what!)
From the R- to the the E- to the G- U- LICIOUS!
So delicious, REGULICIOUS
That's it folks!

Friday, December 12, 2008

I pwn teh puny nooblets !!!!!!1!!111one!!


Do you guys know how much I love unlicensed fragging? alot. I played WoW the other day on a private server just to kill my addiction before I get my account running again (no thanks to you know who) it felt so frigging awesome to be a lvl 250 boomkin epic teabagging silvermoon...ahhhhh, good old days. I really wanna get back on o.o I bought the special ed of WothLC, so I feel a bit ripped off! (for those who don't know, account error says I now have a trail account and never bought wow or special BC....pfft)
on another note, stuck at my grandparents,I have no games beside the Sim's castaway stories...it's burned. not the happy sexy reproductive kind...I mean fiery pits of purgatory. On top of that, just finished streaming "girl who lept through time" (A cutesey butterfly effect, funny as heck, talk more on it later) and the whole black lagoon. Soooo, bout shaped =/ skype me or msg or something! borrrrred

Wow, been a while..finished my pwnilicious skirt!

just wanted to show off some top detail of the skirt, there is a lacey material all over it and a second part at bottom, but ask me if you wanna see it or w/e.
All hand sewn!