Thursday, February 12, 2009

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I have no idea exactly what happened buuut....my psp's lcd smashied. I had it in my inner blazer pocket on way to school. On arrival, I took it out to a shocking sight......I mean, how did it happen? did I have steel nipples or what?!?!?!?!







maybe it was weak and just a lil jolt did it? erghh.







Anyway, I wanna talk about.....







Dun, dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!







The SOLUTION!







Moonshell, or DS organise, is a fantastic little multi purpose program bundle/organiser.







Very unstable. Like, more unstable than Brittany Spears on speed







It has calender function, todo list, calculator, file browser/player, planner, address book, IRC, we browser, homebrew database AND a paintesque thing! yay scribbling.







Getting guru meditation errors every 5min...cant be great! but I get teddeh, so....







yeah :D







Happy














I rate interface as 7/10. it's great and simple, clear....but deceptively fiddly. It constantly crashes and corrupts itself if you do ANYTHING it doesnt like. click things in the wrong order, breathe in its presence, ect. So I just wanna emphasise how FREAKING ANNOYING this is for people without hours blank in their lives


the graphics are sooooo basic. unless you dma, the rendering will just not.

even when it does render web images for example, it'll conk quick. stupid non existent ram.

2/10


the sound...has a mac startup.... 9/10


the overall use experience when working is fab. hellllo, scribble pad?!?!?!?

it really is very awesome and fast, despite fragile-ness

8/10

overall, I recommend this to people who are slightly competent. I mean... *I* set this up

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Trauma centre








Trauma centre is really guilty fun people TRY and pass as educational.




These doctors, to my knowledge, aren't captain planet, pikachu, David Tennant OR Meg.




So, why on earth do they seem to be able to call up infinite knowledge on will and have magical powers?




Anyway! I'll save rant for review, *drum roll*








Gameplay




I think the gameplay/interface is very clear and easy to get the hang of.




You're gently eased into the game, controls and being a doctor, them your thrown in the water, with cement blocks on your feet, a bomb that will explode in 10 seconds AND an annoying nurse that can talk underwater.




But yes, I think there needs to be a mid ground in difficulty progression.




There also seems to be a lil difficulty in the drainer ma bob. I suck at squeezing puss outta in (ha...ha) So I blame this on a bug.




The tools are, stitches, knife, tweezers, drainermabob, needle, laser, antibiotic gel, hands, bandages and magnification.




This is not medically accurate, you cannot cure supercancer.....okay?




gameplay is GREAT, despite having no non-operating gameplay and a dodgy drainer and no mid ground difficulty




8/10








Graphics




Are pwnsome.




Great use of 3D graphics on your vict-I mean patients, simple and clear enough to get the message across *this is a tumor* not your mother in law, nice character artwork. Yaaaaay




9/10








Sound




Repetitive, simple, not out of ordinary. You have Gill woman yelling out "doctor" "let's begin"




That made my day?




6/10








Plot




Full of holes, not very immersing. There are no complex character relationships or plights that gained a reaction beyond "No, you can't have my change...."




Your anaesthesiologist seems to know everything about all types of bombs.....after all, she went out with a guy on bomb squad... quote, "I dated a guy on bomb squad...trust me on this"




The AIDS ridden African kid you save has secret keys and files to some terrorist facility. Way too nutty and convenient, even for a video game.




I really don't care if your sister dies. Sorry




3/10








Overall, it's fun, 6.5
Not very immersing or special. Not stealing the place of Miles Edgeworth or Kirby in my heart any time soon. *strokes kirby plushie*








Btw, Rob, if you read this, can I have my manifest photos disk back...I want my pics of plushie kirby in kisuke hat back.....

Ace attorney series review










Ace attorney is fabulous! The plot and characters are engrossing, the art is nice, the actual gameplay is more like a book where you have to figure out half the plot along the way, as the story is liner and has NO flexibility.




Plus....Edgeworth is hawt








You aren't utilising the DS unless you're screaming OBJECTION into it








Gameplay




the interface is very simple, it has two modes, investigation mode, and court mode. court record connected to the R key and upper right touch screen at all times.








Investigate foo!




when you enter a room, often a person is in it, use the TALK button to talk (coulda fooled me) click the subject you want to talk about. You can shove evidence in their face too with PRESENT (My personal fave is "attorney's badge" 'I'm a lawyer! now tell me all your deep...dark...secrets..') use EXAMINE to look around the area and MOVE to change location








Play ball!




Courtroom mode is watching the fun mostly, in CROSS EXAMINE you need to squeeze info out of the buggers with PRESS and point out contradictions with PRESENT. Occasionally you're asked to make a decision, in most cases, just believe your client is as innocent as fresh fallen snow.








gameplay is fun, but no options or free will. Too linear You're led by the hand by the arrow of doom. so as much as I love it, gotta give a 6.5.....








Graphics




The expressions are cute and the areas have pretty good detail. No 3d usage though expect for the last case of game one and appolo justice, which is SORELY underused




7/10








Sound




OBJECTION
HOLD IT
TAKE THAT




done




pure pwn




would give a 7, but Edgeworth sounds hot




9/10








Plot




Character development is great. It doesn't give a black and white view on anyone. Even Phoenix is a nutty gay stalker. I think the relationship with reoccuring darlings such as Edgeworth, Gumshoe, Fransica Von Karma, Maya, Larry/"Laurice", Dahlia Hawthorn adds another dimention to the characters.




The plot is really good, if unrealistic, the courtroom is a freaking circus, the witness, detective, prosicuter, judge is always guilty....cant we have a straight trial?




10/10








Overall, one of the BEST series ever (ignoring Apollo justice, the only thing I liked about that game is how he got screwed about by Phoenix and his "daughter") and I TOTALY reccomend 8.2/10 overall!!!

Lost in blue, survival kids DS review



(wiki sourced summery)

"two young teenagers, Keith and Skye, struggle for survival in a deserted island. The player will have to learn to use the island's natural resources to create a make-shift home away from home"



Okay, to start of, the controls of lost in blue is about as intuitive as whacking yourself over the head with a brick....let's get that straight, so this is a game for challenged, bored people (Sims fans rejoice)
That said, I kinda enjoyed the game.... the graphics were okay, the effects of the food were semi thought out, even if cooking was as difficult as quantum physics. For cereal. Anyhow!


Gameplay/interface

The realism of the stats, stomach, water and stamina were freaking stupid. you DO NOT DIE from 5 hours sleep, only a baked potato, a few guavas and a glass of water in one day...these people must have some serious metabolic problems, no wonder they need to get off the island to get MEDICAL ATTENTION.
Just about all the DS's thingos were used though, the mic, touch screen, d-pad, L+R keys for minigames. I think the mini games ask for too much precision in too little time for casual gamers however. Whenever I went to a forum on the game I was bombarded with LYK LYK! OMFGZOMGAFKLMAOBBQ! I CNT LYK, DO DA FIRE/MINIGAME!!!! LYK! HELP!
Yes, at the start of the game, you are told to make a fire, and the timing between button pushing is a lil pedantic, but not impossible. The mini game/building/cooking asks for too much from no explaining. you need to LIFT the stylus after finishing the pics. and not all of us are megtastic readers *flicks hair and giggles*
Skye was the letdown of the story progression. she's TOTALLY useless. you have to literally DRAG her everywhere. you have to tell her to eat, sleep and force her to drink. Even I, am not that blind and prissy *flicks hair*


the impossibility of these kid's metabolic rate makes plot progression hard, most time being taken gathering seaweed and twigs (erggggggh)


NOT RECOMMENDED TO ILLITERATE CASUAL GAMERS 3/10




Music


Not much to say, the usual repetitive mood sensitive blabber. no more or less.


5/10




Graphics


pretty nice! totally 3D environment that varies considerably. The loading time is rawking (using my TTDS.....ummmm, really can't say much for other, aren't TTDS's slower...? comment me if you know)


The 2D top screen and talk person display is pretty good. the 2D overhead is rather useful.


Sooooo, my verdict is, OK graphics utilised well. 7.5/10




Plot


Not much to say...you live/die, and try escape.


not much happens between Skye/Keith. (but you know behind the E rating they're humping like dogs) haha


Anyway, the first steps in the plot are finding/making basic survival tools and opening exploration. Then you see traces of human life (Zomg!)


You later find out their baddies and cannot go near them on fear on GAME OVER.


after that it REALLLLLLLLLLY speeds up, your escape!!!!!!




method one- run into the baddies hideout and take the flare gun then use Skye's raft (easiest)




method two- MUST HAVE UNIFORM AND SLEEPY MUSHROOMS spy on the boss of day time up on rafter and he will say container [number here] will be shipped in [day here].


meet the squad leader (or foreman...I forget) on way to tend his taters then feed him a sleeping shroom. take warehouse key, shove you and Skye in the box.....the waiting game begins!




method three: the transmitter. again, spy on boss around midnight, he'll say never call 99.12 spy at day, he'll say he's meeting someone at [day here] sneak an and dial away! I (you don't need to drag the stupid wretch for this) or tune to frequency 6.75 you can contact the Ocean Disaster Rescue Team. When asked what island you two love birds are on, choose the first answer (Kauia) and a rescue boat will appear up to four days later.




method four: the boat. Okay, drug the foreman/squad leader. I forgot, sowwy. take the ship key, and find fuel in same place as flare/uniform, grab the tramp and run to the boat. Goodo.




Plot is nothing but waiting, living and repetition 4/10






Way too clumsy, time consuming and lack of depth makes this out of reach for most gamers grasp.






Overall, 5.1 worth a try if you think you can handle it. Fun as bunnies to yell abuse at Skye, actual gameplay...I felt obligated to finish. not compelled








If you want the rom with or without the action replay cheats, (I used the cheats for Skye mode), gimme a yell