Trauma centre

Trauma centre is really guilty fun people TRY and pass as educational.

These doctors, to my knowledge, aren't captain planet, pikachu, David Tennant OR Meg.

So, why on earth do they seem to be able to call up infinite knowledge on will and have magical powers?

Anyway! I'll save rant for review, *drum roll*

Gameplay

I think the gameplay/interface is very clear and easy to get the hang of.

You're gently eased into the game, controls and being a doctor, them your thrown in the water, with cement blocks on your feet, a bomb that will explode in 10 seconds AND an annoying nurse that can talk underwater.

But yes, I think there needs to be a mid ground in difficulty progression.

There also seems to be a lil difficulty in the drainer ma bob. I suck at squeezing puss outta in (ha...ha) So I blame this on a bug.

The tools are, stitches, knife, tweezers, drainermabob, needle, laser, antibiotic gel, hands, bandages and magnification.

This is not medically accurate, you cannot cure supercancer.....okay?

gameplay is GREAT, despite having no non-operating gameplay and a dodgy drainer and no mid ground difficulty

8/10

Graphics

Are pwnsome.

Great use of 3D graphics on your vict-I mean patients, simple and clear enough to get the message across *this is a tumor* not your mother in law, nice character artwork. Yaaaaay

9/10

Sound

Repetitive, simple, not out of ordinary. You have Gill woman yelling out "doctor" "let's begin"

That made my day?

6/10

Plot

Full of holes, not very immersing. There are no complex character relationships or plights that gained a reaction beyond "No, you can't have my change...."

Your anaesthesiologist seems to know everything about all types of bombs.....after all, she went out with a guy on bomb squad... quote, "I dated a guy on bomb squad...trust me on this"

The AIDS ridden African kid you save has secret keys and files to some terrorist facility. Way too nutty and convenient, even for a video game.

I really don't care if your sister dies. Sorry

3/10

Overall, it's fun, 6.5

Not very immersing or special. Not stealing the place of Miles Edgeworth or Kirby in my heart any time soon. *strokes kirby plushie*

Btw, Rob, if you read this, can I have my manifest photos disk back...I want my pics of plushie kirby in kisuke hat back.....