Eeeeeeewwwwwwww

I just snapped off my toenail today. Nasty as.
I mean, the WHOLE NAIL gone.
Did I mention it's tender? ._.
I did it vacuuming the house, running over food with vacuume, yelping and falling over, whacking foot against door ^^
Anyway~ I'm super psyched about the upcoming soul silver and heart gold remakes, but ticked off by character remakes, OMG that 11yo girl has tiny tits!!!!!! how dare she. Seriously, our socity is way too sexualised. When I went to see the star trek movie a few nights ago I was quite agast with shock....just how blatently violent and sexualised it was and the Mary sue-ness of Kirk.
Who does everything right by BREAKING THE RULES
Who shows Spock that his attempt at hitting some maturity into idiots like him could only be "beaten" by BREAKING THE RULES (or proving his point)
Maturity is for losers and girls *wink*
He acheives sucess and aclaim by following his nub of a penis (heart) and BREAKING THE RULES
By being the saver-er of the day by being a total rebal and "hottie". You cant save the world without a waxed chest and immaculate hair that can survive snow, wind, teleportation and sleep and fire (B&B anyone?)? (guys who don't have hair freak me out, I prefer men not prepubecent boys? ty?)
His cocky attitude, ego fapping, rule breaking, thinking the whole world should think like him and lack of company pride makes him a wholey lovable person
I liked the slightly more subdued original, he was a rebel or w/e, but he was at least a bit more concerned for people around him beyond how it affects his hairdo and RULE BREAKING AND HAKZOOOR SKILLZ

Most dissapointed by lack of hair though, lolololololol

Oh gosh, does he pluck his eyebrows too -.-

Wow it's been a while

Well, today I hit 80, have ANEW HAIRCUT curtesy of Roccoco, 100$ discount O.o and had my specs and gear ripped up by my first heroic teamates. Unholy is my future raid tank spec foos, I dual spec, or cant you count past one? huh?
Whatever.
Anyway, just a random stream of current thoughts copied offa my aim profle-y

Current thoughts~
The elusiveness of true 'popularity' is perfectly summed up in this quote,

If Barbie is so poular, why must we buy her friends?

Becuase, friends are harder to come buy than peons.
Barbie doesn't make her own friends, someone else has to "buy", or put in all the effort for them.

But we do forget barbie is plastic (ie, in a dificult situation she can't *cough* bebothered *cough change) and can't think or make desicions for herself :S

I, and poeple I assosiate with, tend to have fewer peons and more ~friends~.
I might be judgemental, but I have high standards for you haters who don't live up to them Lols




Agree wholeheartedly. Media cencorship ftl. It misses the main points. Looking at you Dragon ball Z

Less than threeeeeeeeee my female brotha from anotha mutha

Meg Dunbar91 (3:55:43 PM): "I don't understand this word...IT MUST BE DIRTY!!! SHUUUUUUN"
watarufan (3:55:48 PM): XD!
watarufan (3:55:59 PM): I love how 4Kid$ edits out black guys.
Meg Dunbar91 (3:56:02 PM): lol watarufan (3:56:15 PM): What if a young kid saw a black person and said, because they were used to 4Kid$: "What the hell is that?"
Meg Dunbar91 (3:56:29 PM): I love how the australian government edited out black guys
Meg Dunbar91 (3:56:32 PM): jk
watarufan (3:56:38 PM): XD!
watarufan (3:56:54 PM): I love how American shows edit out guns, when they allow people to walk the STREETS with those things.

obsession of the week!!! Stick to fun!

As most who know me know, I love pocky...not eating it, no way in heck could you pay me to consume it =p







I adore the boxes, the assortment of terrible flavours that decide maybe people will eat turds if they're ductile and dyed purple, pink, green or brown and labled with a catchy slogan. Who can argue with THE super snack?!?!?







Not Cheery.







My current conquests are brazillian pudding, hokkaido melon, and kobe red wine flavours.







My fav is the footlong crunchy strawberry btw. No, I'm not opening it and you cannot have it.....
Yes I'm wearing an allience shirt haters can suck it.

A few are missing too, blueberry and the low calorie, as well as thin pocky. couldnt fit on ;-;

NINJA TOWN (aka, shameless, shameless menchendise peddleing) ....but sooooo cute

Very, very cute. Shamelessly peddling the shawnimals wares.

I found the merchandise so stupidly overpriced I bootleg my own. bwahahaha......

Anyway, nuff about me retard ninjas!

Graphics

Simple, but effective in getting the message across (anti ninjas orange, stick out from stealthy counterparts, ect) Very cute, but basic. Doesn't do much that hasn't been done....

But they're ninjas....with no joints! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!!!1!!!11!one!1!

7/10

Sound

Nothing special. Repetitive in ingame music. Basically same every lvl, bash noise, kyaaa, you know the drill dudes

5.5/10

Gameplay

It's very easy to pick up. A good tower/defense game.

It consists on placing ninjas with different abilities down at a fixed position, buff buildings.

You get tossed a few cookies in the form of Ol' Master ninja powers, obtained by killing crud as well as tokens. Obtained when you successfully complete a level, are special ninjas who have a set time/area duration. Like, baby ninja is placed in a spot to slow down demons with their goo-ing and gaa-ing. Or The one armed ninja consultant speeds up your ninjas with motivating presentations

The strategy isn't complex at any stage. ie; need to kill bully to win, by normally killing crud to get ol' master power isn't gonna get you far, place few training dojos for extra cookies and power. Simple, right?

Simple, effective

7.5/10

Plot

Simple, yet effective. We are pulled into the plot by its rediculous cuteness, world domination by evil cookies. Diabolical.

7.5/10

Overall, Simple, yet effective..... overall 7/10

.................

I have no idea exactly what happened buuut....my psp's lcd smashied. I had it in my inner blazer pocket on way to school. On arrival, I took it out to a shocking sight......I mean, how did it happen? did I have steel nipples or what?!?!?!?!

maybe it was weak and just a lil jolt did it? erghh.

Anyway, I wanna talk about.....

Dun, dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

The SOLUTION!

Moonshell, or DS organise, is a fantastic little multi purpose program bundle/organiser.

Very unstable. Like, more unstable than Brittany Spears on speed

It has calender function, todo list, calculator, file browser/player, planner, address book, IRC, we browser, homebrew database AND a paintesque thing! yay scribbling.

Getting guru meditation errors every 5min...cant be great! but I get teddeh, so....

yeah :D

Happy

I rate interface as 7/10. it's great and simple, clear....but deceptively fiddly. It constantly crashes and corrupts itself if you do ANYTHING it doesnt like. click things in the wrong order, breathe in its presence, ect. So I just wanna emphasise how FREAKING ANNOYING this is for people without hours blank in their lives

the graphics are sooooo basic. unless you dma, the rendering will just not.

even when it does render web images for example, it'll conk quick. stupid non existent ram.

2/10

the sound...has a mac startup.... 9/10

the overall use experience when working is fab. hellllo, scribble pad?!?!?!?

it really is very awesome and fast, despite fragile-ness

8/10

overall, I recommend this to people who are slightly competent. I mean... *I* set this up

Trauma centre

Trauma centre is really guilty fun people TRY and pass as educational.

These doctors, to my knowledge, aren't captain planet, pikachu, David Tennant OR Meg.

So, why on earth do they seem to be able to call up infinite knowledge on will and have magical powers?

Anyway! I'll save rant for review, *drum roll*

Gameplay

I think the gameplay/interface is very clear and easy to get the hang of.

You're gently eased into the game, controls and being a doctor, them your thrown in the water, with cement blocks on your feet, a bomb that will explode in 10 seconds AND an annoying nurse that can talk underwater.

But yes, I think there needs to be a mid ground in difficulty progression.

There also seems to be a lil difficulty in the drainer ma bob. I suck at squeezing puss outta in (ha...ha) So I blame this on a bug.

The tools are, stitches, knife, tweezers, drainermabob, needle, laser, antibiotic gel, hands, bandages and magnification.

This is not medically accurate, you cannot cure supercancer.....okay?

gameplay is GREAT, despite having no non-operating gameplay and a dodgy drainer and no mid ground difficulty

8/10

Graphics

Are pwnsome.

Great use of 3D graphics on your vict-I mean patients, simple and clear enough to get the message across *this is a tumor* not your mother in law, nice character artwork. Yaaaaay

9/10

Sound

Repetitive, simple, not out of ordinary. You have Gill woman yelling out "doctor" "let's begin"

That made my day?

6/10

Plot

Full of holes, not very immersing. There are no complex character relationships or plights that gained a reaction beyond "No, you can't have my change...."

Your anaesthesiologist seems to know everything about all types of bombs.....after all, she went out with a guy on bomb squad... quote, "I dated a guy on bomb squad...trust me on this"

The AIDS ridden African kid you save has secret keys and files to some terrorist facility. Way too nutty and convenient, even for a video game.

I really don't care if your sister dies. Sorry

3/10

Overall, it's fun, 6.5

Not very immersing or special. Not stealing the place of Miles Edgeworth or Kirby in my heart any time soon. *strokes kirby plushie*

Btw, Rob, if you read this, can I have my manifest photos disk back...I want my pics of plushie kirby in kisuke hat back.....

Ace attorney series review

Ace attorney is fabulous! The plot and characters are engrossing, the art is nice, the actual gameplay is more like a book where you have to figure out half the plot along the way, as the story is liner and has NO flexibility.

Plus....Edgeworth is hawt

You aren't utilising the DS unless you're screaming OBJECTION into it

Gameplay

the interface is very simple, it has two modes, investigation mode, and court mode. court record connected to the R key and upper right touch screen at all times.

Investigate foo!

when you enter a room, often a person is in it, use the TALK button to talk (coulda fooled me) click the subject you want to talk about. You can shove evidence in their face too with PRESENT (My personal fave is "attorney's badge" 'I'm a lawyer! now tell me all your deep...dark...secrets..') use EXAMINE to look around the area and MOVE to change location

Play ball!

Courtroom mode is watching the fun mostly, in CROSS EXAMINE you need to squeeze info out of the buggers with PRESS and point out contradictions with PRESENT. Occasionally you're asked to make a decision, in most cases, just believe your client is as innocent as fresh fallen snow.

gameplay is fun, but no options or free will. Too linear You're led by the hand by the arrow of doom. so as much as I love it, gotta give a 6.5.....

Graphics

The expressions are cute and the areas have pretty good detail. No 3d usage though expect for the last case of game one and appolo justice, which is SORELY underused

7/10

Sound

OBJECTION
HOLD IT
TAKE THAT

done

pure pwn

would give a 7, but Edgeworth sounds hot

9/10

Plot

Character development is great. It doesn't give a black and white view on anyone. Even Phoenix is a nutty gay stalker. I think the relationship with reoccuring darlings such as Edgeworth, Gumshoe, Fransica Von Karma, Maya, Larry/"Laurice", Dahlia Hawthorn adds another dimention to the characters.

The plot is really good, if unrealistic, the courtroom is a freaking circus, the witness, detective, prosicuter, judge is always guilty....cant we have a straight trial?

10/10

Overall, one of the BEST series ever (ignoring Apollo justice, the only thing I liked about that game is how he got screwed about by Phoenix and his "daughter") and I TOTALY reccomend 8.2/10 overall!!!